The idea of being proposed to frightens me. Like, I can’t decide what candy bar I want at the store, how am I supposed to pick a husband?
Ahhh…It’s going to get cold tonight. No more running around half naked for a few days…
reply of the year goes to isaacwolves
I am having trouble figuring out how he isn’t everyone’s favorite. Like, are ya’ll blind? He is SO MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE than the other four. I know I’m outside the fandom but this just seems obvious to the nth degree. He looks like he’s set to star in a Bollywood version of ‘The Outsiders’ and that is hot as a mother.
Especially if you’re a grown person who has just so happened to inconveniently become sucked into knowing things about One Direction, how can you not be drawn to Zayn first and foremost? I am worried about you if you do not immediately find him the prettiest. Like, actually worried. Are you okay? Do you need to talk? Can I get you some water? I’m joking. Of course, I’m joking. You can have any favorite you want. You are wrong, but I respect your right to be so.
And you certainly don’t have to take an outsider’s opinion as Gospel. I get it. Maybe there are hot things about the others that I’m just not well-versed in them enough to see. Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about.
Or maybe you need to get your eyesight checked. Thesis stated." — A Non-Directioner Can’t Believe Zayn Malik Isn’t Everyone’s Favorite | Thought Catalog (via palegingerbabies)
-wtf let me see my fans
-omfg r u ok
-wait a minutes im writing a lyric ok
-*surprised award show face*
-dirty with some balls in the air
Hah! Honestly? Yeah, sometimes. I have to be in the right mood to right them anyhow.
Today someone told me I’m funny…and it was nice.
"I’m sorry for looking but your boobs are AMAZING."
Sweet yet inappropriate.
That about sums up Taylor Swift in three words.